View Full Version : Nerds Make Better Lovers
Onikhaosifix
04-13-2006, 10:09 PM
http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/1/cmi_1941672/cid_37
It’s one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it’s time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called “cool” men and women out there aren’t half as good in the sack as their “nerdier” counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch. These guys and gals have taken the time to do their homework, and they’ve mastered the geography, chemistry and mathematical formulas of how to make your body scream. Ready to smarten up and become the ultimate seducer? Then put away those shades and pick up a pocket protector because your about to get lesson 101 in love.
Methulah
04-14-2006, 12:39 AM
Hell yes! I always knew that it must have been more than animal magnitism and my hair. Wait...
No seriously though, this article may have just a little more truth than we might credit it with.
Ed Mack
04-14-2006, 01:36 AM
I think you'll find better reasons if you look up the INTP personality type (which many hacker types fall into).
"The INTP is likely to be very shy when it comes to meeting new people."
Amen. Guess I'm a good lover then...
Ed Mack
04-14-2006, 06:46 AM
http://www.personalitypage.com/INTP_rel.html
"The INTP is very creative person, who has vivid imaginations. They can be very excitable and passionate about their love relationships. Sometimes, they have a problem reconciling the exciting visions of their internal worlds with the actuality of their external circumstances."
TheNut
04-14-2006, 01:26 PM
INTP - International Nerds Training Program
Formatting nerds in bed one byte at a time.
monjardin
04-14-2006, 09:59 PM
Very nice! :worthy: You are the uber-nerd! :wub:
Josh1billion
04-15-2006, 09:44 PM
I've seen that before. We all know it's not true: I don't think Bill Gates, John Carmack, etc. are more likely to satisfy a woman than, say, Mr. T.
Methulah
04-16-2006, 06:34 PM
I'm sure Bill Gates has enough money to satisfy almost any woman.:P
Anyway, John Carmack wouldn't do too badly, christ, after the Quake 3 engine, he can have my babies. Mr. T, seriously, I pitys da fool that sleeps with him.
Anyway, it's a pretty funny article. I don't half mind it at all.
haxorphreak
04-22-2006, 12:38 PM
I've seen that before. We all know it's not true: I don't think Bill Gates, John Carmack, etc. are more likely to satisfy a woman than, say, Mr. T.
That's because Mr. T would most likely kill the woman he's trying to satisfy.
I'm not surprised that us nerds are more likely to make better lovers. The hard part is actually getting from point A to point G (:yes:) Once that's accomplished it's smooth sailing(or whatever it is that you plan on doing).
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